Where are the glasses?!?!?

This is probably the greatest thing I've seen all day. But it's only lunchtime, so I might find something else more awesome I guess...although that's doubtful :)

Teach the children through sing-song

I found the lyrics to a song I wrote:

What do we have when they steal all our hope or take rebels away from their cause.

What can you do when "it" walks out on you or your only found love now is lost.

Do we follow our heart

Work with passionate fury

Bringing about all we know that is right.

Or can we put faith in our feet

Take the steps we "should" take

and find comfort in some life giving light.

What do we sing when our song's being sung by a stranger a man that is fake.

How can you let your previous dreams die; be replaced and and not hesitate.

Do we follow our heart

Work with passionate fury

Bringing about all we know that is right.

Or can we put faith in our feet

Take the steps we "should" take

and find comfort in some life giving light.

The Beginning

So, I miss social networking tools (ie facebook) but I deleted mine for good reasons. What I missed most was that it made me feel like I was in the middle of a big party college party and I was about to get lucky. I was standing in the middle of the room and everyone cared a lot about everything I did, like seriously they would probably commit harakiri if I didn't keep them in the know. However in reality everyone on my contact list was just involuntarily notified of the most meaningless crap I could produce at any given time. I could tell facebook an incredibly insignificant fact like "I just ate a pie," and facebook would take it upon itself to scream that meaningless information to everyone regardless of how much they cared about my pie eating habits. Shoving it down their throats like a german mother would feed her son sauerkraut untill he vomited. I wrote a haiku about it:

I just ate a pie
I wish everyone knew that
Facebook's got my back

Thanks,
-Jippy

p.s. I had to look up harakiri to find out what it was. Turns out it involves samurais cutting their stomachs for ritual suicide disembowelment. Aside from the part where your guts go from into your body to outside your body, samurai are pretty cool. Oh and for some reason everytime I think about a german feeding her son sauerkraut, I picture Mrs. Doubtfire feeding Weird Al Yankovich vinegar soaked cabbage.

Words I had to look up:
sauerkraut
harakiri
disembowelment

Hooplah

This is my first blog-entry-thing. I'm just testing it out to see how it works. If I feel like it I'll put something of more substance up later on. But for now, this will have to do.